Our first viral marketing campaign will be to raid cork-boards across the country. 

Printable fliers here. We have three kinds:

• “Will trade sex for fame”
• “Genius seeks readers for novel ($5/hr)” 
• A mock-call for television test audiences (back-scratching required).   

Let’s keep things honest.

• RULE NUMBER ONE: Nobody get arrested over this, please.
• RULE NUMBER TWO: Post these only in legal venues where people normally post fliers of this nature. Examples might be cork-boards in laundromats, break-rooms, or dorms, or on posting kiosks in public places.
• RULE NUMBER THREE: Never post where it says, “Post No Bills” (that’s illegal). When in doubt, don’t post.

 All right, have fun with it. Thanks for helping out Media Predict.

 Do you have your own idea for a viral marketing ploy? Let us know at viral (@t) mediapredict (dot) com.